Part Jokes

Part of my alphabetised tea set recently got possessed by a demon.
I’m sure it’s saucer ‘E’.
I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement'.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Why did a can of nuts win the part in the Christmas pageant? Because they were the best nut-tavity actors.
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
- Do old zombie actors ever die?
- Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green pea farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.
"If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, keep away from children." – Susan Savannah
"Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare." - End Asner
“Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.”

- Ed Asner.
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
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