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I just bought my friend a mini fridge for his birthday
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Just bought my wife a refrigerator, for our Anniversary:
Cannot wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.
My Grandad always said, “As one door closes, another one opens.”
Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.
Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, and Isaac Newton decided to play a game of hide and seek.
Einstein covers his eyes and starts counting.
Pascal runs off to hide but Newton takes a chalk and marks a 1m×1m square on the floor and stands in it.
"Ready or not, here I come!" Einstein exclaims while he opens his eyes. He sees Newton standing out in the open and says "Haha, I found you Newton!"
Newton replies "No, you found Pascal."
What type of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” —Prince Philip
I just bought my friend a mini fridge for his birthday
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving? A turkey!
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!" Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"
Stuck on what to get your Mum for Mother's Day?
Get her a fridge and watch her face light up as she opens it.
I'm planning on making an application that randomly closes the video game you are playing and opens a different one.
It's going to be a game changer.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
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