Odd Jokes

Looking for a boyfriend in engineering: the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
Something is odd about my hot stove.
I just can't quite put my finger on it.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.

Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.

"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
Australians usually boo meringue.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
Is it me or the nature of money,
That's odd and particularly funny.
But when I have dough,
It goes quickly, you know,
And seeps out of my pockets like honey.
There was an odd fellow named Gus,
When travelling he made such a fuss.
He was banned from the train,
Not allowed on a plane,
And now travels only by bus.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Do you know what’s odd? Every other number.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
There was a gay Countess of Bray,
And you may think it odd when I say,
That in spite of high station,
Rank and education,
She always spelt Cunt with a K.
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