Number Jokes

I can't let it be until I get your number.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number ou get in a diamond"- Mae West
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
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