Number Jokes

I'd start a revolution for your number.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number ou get in a diamond"- Mae West
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
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