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One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait till they’re over my shoulder?
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
“Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.”
― Unknown
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!”
— Tom Smothers
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
Now you don't need a p*nis to vote… but you can still borrow mine.
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
I think I can stop my risedronate from now on because you have significantly increased my bone strength.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
"Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!" - Tommy Smothers
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