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Cowboy Jokes
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Cheese Puns
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
Strawberry Puns
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
Music Puns
How many indie musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s an obscure number, you probably haven’t heard it.
Theater Puns
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Saxophone Puns
Why do blues musicians tour the most in the summer? So they can visit all their kids.
Cowboy Puns
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Whale Puns
What do you call a group of whale musicians?
An orca-stra.
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