Musicians Jokes

What do you call a group of whale musicians?
An orca-stra.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
Why do blues musicians tour the most in the summer? So they can visit all their kids.
How many indie musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s an obscure number, you probably haven’t heard it.
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