Musician

What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
Who is a polar bear’s favorite musician?
Seal.
What do you call a musician with problems? a trebled man.
What’s the first thing a musician says at work?
“Would you like fries with that?”
What’s the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?
A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four.
A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
I replied, “Is that a fret?”
What do you call a musician with problems? a trebled man.
Follow Beethoven's example. People said he was never going to be a musician because he was deaf. Did he listen to them? Of course not.