Musician Jokes

While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
I asked my musician friend if he plays by ear.
He said, "Yes, it's a violin. That is how you hold it."
A classical musician bought a Stradivari violin
Now he is quite Baroque.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
Why did the jazz musician refuse to be quarantined?
Cause he was an outdoor cat.
What’s the first thing a musician says at work?
“Would you like fries with that?”
What’s the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?
A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four.
A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
I replied, “Is that a fret?”
What do you call a musician with problems? a trebled man.
What do you call a musician who just saw Medusa?
A rockstar!
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
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