What’s the first thing a musician says at work?
“Would you like fries with that?”
What’s the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?
A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four.
A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
I replied, “Is that a fret?”
What do you call a musician with problems? a trebled man.
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