Model Jokes

I knew a guy in jail who would never knife a man in the back or when he was down
He was the very model of shivalry.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Are you a model?
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
An extremely slim model, Miss Slater,
Was attacked by a croc and it ate 'er.
Said her trainer, Tough deal,
What a horrible meal,
We should throw it some greens and potater.
How many museum curators does it take to change a light bulb?
6. 1 changes it and the other 5 preserve, display, and celebrate the old model.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Are you a motorcycle? Because I'd like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
Why did the model bring her lipstick and eye shadow to school?
Because she had a make-up exam!
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
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