Model

Are you a model?
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
A friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
How many museum curators does it take to change a light bulb?
6. 1 changes it and the other 5 preserve, display, and celebrate the old model.
I knew a guy in jail who would never knife a man in the back or when he was down
He was the very model of shivalry.
An extremely slim model, Miss Slater,
Was attacked by a croc and it ate 'er.
Said her trainer, Tough deal,
What a horrible meal,
We should throw it some greens and potater.