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What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without the kids.
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
What do you get when you mix 50% human DNA with 50% goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Lemonade and iced tea make an Arnold Palmer. What do you get when you Mix Lemonade with a tea bag?
Benedict Arnold Palmer
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my Trail Mix.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.