Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix 50% human DNA with 50% goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my Trail Mix.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without the kids.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Lemonade and iced tea make an Arnold Palmer. What do you get when you Mix Lemonade with a tea bag?
Benedict Arnold Palmer
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, what do you get?
Arrested.
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Facebook Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy