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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my Trail Mix.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.
Lemonade and iced tea make an Arnold Palmer. What do you get when you Mix Lemonade with a tea bag?
Benedict Arnold Palmer
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without the kids.
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
What do you get when you mix 50% human DNA with 50% goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.