Mind Jokes

Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does."
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
“My mind says ‘abs’ but my heart says ‘cheese fries’.”
― Unknown
“Every day is National Donut Day if you put your mind to it.”
― Unknown
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