Mind Jokes

You read, white, and blew my mind.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause, the thought of hooking up with you is running through my mind like crazy.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does."
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
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