Why did the military use acid?
To neutralize the enemy base.
What gun does a military chef use?
A salt rifle.
Why did Immanuel Kant lend his machine gun to forces plotting a military coup?
Because he willed that his Maxim could make a general rule.
Why is being in the military like a blow-job? A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
The US army secretly trains pigeons to help overthrow hostile foreign governments.
It’s a military coo.
That's Not It...
That's Not It... A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said, "That's it."
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.