Listening Jokes

Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.
I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
My neighbors are listening to great music.
Whether they like it or not.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
"Parenting is basically just listening to yourself talk because nobody else is." - Unknown
“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.”

- James Baldwin.
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
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