Listening Jokes

Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.
"Parenting is basically just listening to yourself talk because nobody else is." - Unknown
“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.”

- James Baldwin.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Yo Mama so stupid she put two M&Ms in her ears and though she was listening to Eminem.
Yo Momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
My neighbors are listening to great music.
Whether they like it or not.
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