Listening

Yo Mama so stupid she put two M&Ms in her ears and though she was listening to Eminem.
Yo Momma so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
Did you hear about that show that tests the listening skills of vegetables?
Its tests the ears of its corn-testants.
My neighbors are listening to great music.
Whether they like it or not.
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