Known Jokes

“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What is the smallest onion known as? It is known as an electronion.
What do you call a hobbit who has bad breath? He is known as Lord of Onion Rings!
What is the favorite punk band of onions? It is a band known as "Good Shallot"!
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
"Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons."
- Dave Barry
“Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.”
― Heather Brewer
If I had a nickel for every time someone forgot my name, I would be the first billionaire known as “man” or “fella.”
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
I have known you quite a while,
When you talk, you make me smile.
A special friend, I will probably keep,
If you buy me a cool jeep.

It’s your birthday, I nearly forgot,
Searched on-line, bought you squat.
Hope you don’t turn all bitter,
Since you’ve never been a quitter.

I nearly quit, writing this verse,
Mind is blank, it’s a curse,
Soon your party will be here,
If I wake up, I’ll surely appear.

(Martin Dejnicki)
"I've never known a person who lives to be 110 who is remarkable for anything else." —Josh Billings
"If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself." - Anonymous
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