Know

I know Benjamin Franklin.
I know what gift I want to give you tonight.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Those pants you're wearing are creating some capital growth if you know what I mean.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
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