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I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...
They were two toucans.
Can birds sell cereal to children?
I don't know if one can, but toucan.
Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?
Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.
"How much did you have to drink?"
"About a birds worth."
"What?"
"You know, toucans."
Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back, and no we don't know Y.
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that know binary, and those that don't.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
Why didn't the conductor know what to do when he found that his train was missing?
He wasn't trained for this.
I know someone who tried to run away after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn’t want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.
I know someone who tried to runway after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, “You know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.”
He said, “I hope he’s having a better luck than I am.”
My wife: Did you know a single dolphin can have more than 200 offspring?
Me: Wow How about the married ones?
Someone just stole some grass from my garden.
Strange I know, thought robbers stuck to their own turf.
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