July

“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.
Fire-works on 4th of July.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
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