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What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Join us for plenty of play action.
“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”
Stephen Colbert
If ice cream could be grown on the tree top,
Tiny tummies would be liking it lots.
Any fruit flavour
For all to savour.
Do stop by at the ice cream tree shop.

If only the trees could grow lollipops
With a sharp tangy taste of lemon drops.
Lolly licky-lick
With a zingy twist.
Come along with a skip and a hop.

If chocolate heaven grew on tree leaf,
Bountiful, tempting, delicious to eat,
A smooth, silky, treat
In a chocy feast.
If only they weren't so out of reach.

If bubblegum grew upon trees that blew
Bubbles in the air, to catch and to chew.
Be nimble, be quick;
Remember the trick.
Don't swallow, because gum sticks like glue.

All are welcome at the Candy Tree Shops.
Feast your eyes on all the goodies they've got.
There are enough treats
For all down the streets,
So come and join the jiggery-jog.

(By Beryl L Edmonds)
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why don't baseball players join unions?
They don't like to be called out on strike.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
Join us for a slice of fun.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
Why did the skeleton want to join band?
He wanted a trom-bone!
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.