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Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Q: Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang?
A: Atmospheric pressure.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
There's a group of girls that love vampires at my school. I really want to join their fang club.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to get me to join a pyramid scheme… Then two of my friends would have a dollar and two of their friends EACH would have had two dollars. And the guy above them? He’d get tons of dollars.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
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