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Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
If I Had a Dollar... Jokes
If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to get me to join a pyramid schemeโ€ฆ Then two of my friends would have a dollar and two of their friends EACH would have had two dollars. And the guy above them? Heโ€™d get tons of dollars.
Crocodile Puns
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
Meat Puns
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
Christian Pick Up Lines
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Monster Puns
There's a group of girls that love vampires at my school. I really want to join their fang club.
River Puns
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Spotify Pick Up Lines
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
Orange Puns
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
โ€œBecause it was a navel orange.โ€
Water Sports Pick Up Lines
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Baseball Pick Up Lines
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Jogging Pick Up Lines
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Sky Puns
Q: Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang?
A: Atmospheric pressure.
Yoga Pick Up Lines
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
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