Issues Jokes

The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Why do toilet paper rolls have trust issues?
They're always getting ripped off.
My friend has a cold storage device that will discuss philosophical issues. It's a deep freezer.
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
Why doesn't iron form a good bond with other metals?
Because it has rust issues!
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
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