Iron

One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor asked her what had happened.
She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I picked up the iron instead of the phone by mistake.
"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other?"
"The bastard called again."
Having rumpled clothing is a pressing issue, but I am sure that I can iron out a solution.
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor asked her what had happened.
She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I picked up the iron instead of the phone by mistake.
"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other?"
"The bastard called again."
Why doesn't iron form a good bond with other metals?
Because it has rust issues!
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up together, would they be alloys?
Whats thirty feet long and smells like urine? Line dancing at a nusing home. What do you call Iron Man without his suit? Stark naked.
What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on? A white girl's bottom
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
What's worst than Elin Nordegren smashing your face in with a 9 iron? Lorena Bobbit stealing your putter!
Yo momma so fat she's got to iron her pants on the driveway.