Iron

Having rumpled clothing is a pressing issue, but I am sure that I can iron out a solution.
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
If I had a nickel for every time my wife forgot to unplug her curling iron, I still wouldn't have a house.
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor asked her what had happened.
She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I picked up the iron instead of the phone by mistake.
"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other?"
"The bastard called again."
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
A Blonde at the Burn Ward
A Blonde at the Burn Ward It's a regular day at the hospital when a Blonde woman comes into the burn ward with both of her ears burnt. The doctor in charge had never seen an injury quite like it. "How did you get both sides burnt like that?" He asked her. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron instead of the phone." "Well that explains one ear," said the doctor, his eyebrows raised as high as they can get, "but what about the other ear??" "Well, I had to call an ambulance, didn't I?"
Did you hear about the fellow who threw away his new iron skillet?
It smelt funny...
My girlfriend was arrested for assault using an iron skillet
We'll see how this pans out but I think she's fried.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
When I don't have time to iron a shirt, I just steel one.
More places are charging fees to iron my clothes after they launder them...
I guess the free press is under siege!
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