Iron

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up together, would they be alloys?
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor asked her what had happened.
She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I picked up the iron instead of the phone by mistake.
"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other?"
"The bastard called again."
Yo momma so fat she's got to iron her pants on the driveway.
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor asked her what had happened.
She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I picked up the iron instead of the phone by mistake.
"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other?"
"The bastard called again."
What's worst than Elin Nordegren smashing your face in with a 9 iron? Lorena Bobbit stealing your putter!
Whats thirty feet long and smells like urine? Line dancing at a nusing home. What do you call Iron Man without his suit? Stark naked.
What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on? A white girl's bottom
What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why doesn't iron form a good bond with other metals?
Because it has rust issues!
Having rumpled clothing is a pressing issue, but I am sure that I can iron out a solution.