Involved Jokes

Why did Princess Leia lose all her friends and family?
She got involved with Alderaan people.
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
I was sitting in the toilet at Taco Bell and it reminded me of my divorce.
It was extremely messy and involved a lot of paperwork.
The repair man said he thought he'd fixed the propane stoves, but he couldn't be quite sure.
After all, it involved a lot of gaswork.
I got an email today saying I could win $10,000 in a fishing competition.
But I'm sure there's a catch involved somewhere.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
During the cold war all the countries involved went into hibernation.
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