I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves?
“Fleeced to meet you.”