What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves?
“Fleeced to meet you.”
I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.