Introduce Jokes

How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
How did the hamburger introduce his wife?
"Meet Patty."
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves?
“Fleeced to meet you.”
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”
I've decided to marry a pencil.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B!
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
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