Information Jokes

I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Man: Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink, and then get sexual.
Woman: Did I call 411? Because that was way too much information!
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Where’s the best place to find out information about pistachios?
The inter-nut.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...
It's information that's way over my head.
On the Breast of a woman named Gale
was tattooed the price of her tail
and on her behind
for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braille.
On the Breast of a woman named Gale
was tattooed the price of her tail
and on her behind
for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braille.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Mickey Mouse at Court Mickey and Minnie Mouse were at court for divorce proceedings. The judge told Mickey, "Look here Mickey Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie!"  Mickey Mouse was stunned and asked, "Why not???"  The Judge said, "I've reviewed all the information you gave to the court, but I can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy!"  Mickey Mouse says, "Your Honor! I didn't say she was CRAZY, I said she was f**ing Goofy!"
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
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