Information Jokes

I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...
It's information that's way over my head.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Where’s the best place to find out information about pistachios?
The inter-nut.
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