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Information Jokes

Nuts Puns
Whereโ€™s the best place to find out information about pistachios?
The inter-nut.
Cherry Puns
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They arenโ€™t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris doesnโ€™t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Closet Puns
I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...
It's information that's way over my head.
Wifi Puns
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Egg Puns
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
Horse Puns
Why didnโ€™t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didnโ€™t want to saddle her with that information.
Witch Puns
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
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