Infection Jokes

I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Son: What happens when white blood cells fail to protect us from an infection?
Dad: Their effort goes in vein.
My head hurt and I had a really runny nose during math class
I think i had a sin(x) infection.
I recently heard on the news that due to newly detected fungus infection in the onions, the government was recalling all the recent packages of the vegetables. Despite being a farmer, I had no tears to shed over this.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection? A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.
My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
What did the doctor say to the nurse that was attractive to the patient with the staph infection?
"Why are you so abscess-ed with him?"
Why did the wizard rush to the hospital?
He had a staff infection.
My head hurt and I had a really runny nose during math class
I think i had a sin(x) infection.
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