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Funny Aging Quotes
"Itโ€™s important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle." - Unknown
"The important thing to remember is that Iโ€™m probably going to forget." - Unknown
Peach Puns
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Funny Money Quotes
โ€œThey say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?โ€ โ€“ Anonymous
โ€œWhen I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that Iโ€™m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
โ€œMoney isnโ€™t the most important thing in life, but itโ€™s reasonably close to oxygen on the โ€œgotta have itโ€ scale." ~Zig Ziglar
โ€œMoney is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.โ€ โ€“ Jackie Mason
Funny Parenting Quotes
โ€œWhen your children are teenagers, itโ€™s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.โ€

- Nora Ephron.
โ€œSending your kids to summer camp teaches them important life lessons... like, โ€˜You can deal with your problems by sending them to summer camp.โ€™โ€

- Ari Fishbein.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
Funny Animal Quotes
โ€œThey say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?โ€ โ€“ Anonymous
โ€œDogs teach us a very important lesson in life: the mailman is not to be trusted.โ€โ€”Sian Ford
Funny Health Quotes
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." โ€”Fran Lebowitz
Funny Marriage Quotes
โ€œTake care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, youโ€™ll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.โ€

โ€” Neil Simon
Funny Work Quotes
โ€œOne of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that oneโ€™s work is terribly important.โ€ โ€” Bertrand Russell
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