Highest Jokes

The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
"Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years." - Oscar Wilde
Where in the World Can You Find the Highest Concentration of Engineers?
Antarctica! Because that's where all the P. Enguins are!
Giraffe: The highest form of animal life.
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.
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