Hey Jokes

Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Hey baby, can I unleash my cauliflower in your radish patch?
Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?
Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
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