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Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
Hey shawty, it’s sherbert day.
What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!”
Coworker: Hey, I reallly like your hair! What's your secret?
Me: Thank-you! I don't get very many complements on it. Most people are gel-ous.
Hey Steve, do you shower after sex?
Well yes Bob, I do.
Great, can you please get laid more often?