Hey Jokes

Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
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