Hats Jokes

Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
A lady sees a cowboy and says "are you really a cowboy?" The cowboy says "why yes mame, born and raised right here in Montana and have worked on the ranch since I was knee high to a pup."

The woman says " I've always wondered why cowboys always wear those big hats." The wide brim keeps the sun off'aya when it's hot and the rain off'aya when it rain'n."

"Why do you all wear vests?" Well mame, it keeps ya warm when it's cold but it leaves your arms free for rope'n and work'n."

"What about the chaps? " "They keep the burrs and brambles off'a ya."

She says "that all makes perfect sense, but what I don't understand is why you'd wear tennis shoes."

"Aww, that's easy, that's so folks don't mistake us for TRUCKERS!"
Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats?
It’s a little gnome fact.
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
There was an Old Man who supposed,
That the street door was partially closed;
But some very large rats,
Ate his coats and his hats,
While that futile old gentleman dozed.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
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