Grounds Jokes

What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee? I don't know, but that's certainly grounds for divorce.
Did you hear about the couple that split up over coffee?
The lawyer said there were grounds for divorce.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I got fired from Starbucks for not changing the coffee filters.
It was grounds for dismissal.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
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