Grounds

I got fired from Starbucks for not changing the coffee filters.
It was grounds for dismissal.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee? I don't know, but that's certainly grounds for divorce.
Mickey Mouse at Court
Mickey Mouse at Court Mickey and Minnie Mouse were at court for divorce proceedings. The judge told Mickey, "Look here Mickey Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie!"  Mickey Mouse was stunned and asked, "Why not???"  The Judge said, "I've reviewed all the information you gave to the court, but I can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy!"  Mickey Mouse says, "Your Honor! I didn't say she was CRAZY, I said she was f**ing Goofy!"
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.