Grounds

Mickey Mouse at Court
Mickey Mouse at Court Mickey and Minnie Mouse were at court for divorce proceedings. The judge told Mickey, "Look here Mickey Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie!"  Mickey Mouse was stunned and asked, "Why not???"  The Judge said, "I've reviewed all the information you gave to the court, but I can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy!"  Mickey Mouse says, "Your Honor! I didn't say she was CRAZY, I said she was f**ing Goofy!"
What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee? I don't know, but that's certainly grounds for divorce.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
I got fired from Starbucks for not changing the coffee filters.
It was grounds for dismissal.