Grounds Jokes

I got fired from Starbucks for not changing the coffee filters.
It was grounds for dismissal.
What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee? I don't know, but that's certainly grounds for divorce.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Mickey Mouse at Court Mickey and Minnie Mouse were at court for divorce proceedings. The judge told Mickey, "Look here Mickey Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie!"  Mickey Mouse was stunned and asked, "Why not???"  The Judge said, "I've reviewed all the information you gave to the court, but I can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy!"  Mickey Mouse says, "Your Honor! I didn't say she was CRAZY, I said she was f**ing Goofy!"
What do you call a cemetery for bears?
Bearial grounds.
A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.
Did you hear about the couple that split up over coffee?
The lawyer said there were grounds for divorce.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
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