Goal Jokes

I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe out Literacy.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
The goal nine yards
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.” ~ Unknown
“Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.” - Maggie Kuhn
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