Goal Jokes

“My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.” ~ Unknown
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
“Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.” - Maggie Kuhn
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe out Literacy.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
The goal nine yards
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
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