Freedom Jokes

The government is planning to ban articles about ironing appliances in the newspaper.
The freedom of press is no more.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
“Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat’s personality is never bet on a human’s. He demands acceptance on his own terms.”

- Lloyd Alexander.
“On our 6 a.m. walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it’s in heaven, visiting Daddy’s freedom.” – Ryan Reynolds
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
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