Float Jokes

“Gravity is the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age”
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do you call a virgin on a water bed? A cherry float.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
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