Float Jokes

How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
“Gravity is the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age”
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
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