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There was an Old Person of Sparta,
Who had twenty-one sons and one 'darter';
He fed them on snails,
And weighed them in scales,
That wonderful Person of Sparta.
There was an Old Person of Rheims,
Who was troubled with horrible dreams;
So, to keep him awake
They fed him on cake,
Which amused that Old Person of Rheims.
There was an Old Man of Apulia,
Whose conduct was very peculiar
He fed twenty sons,
Upon nothing but buns,
That whimsical Man of Apulia.
"I'm divorcing my wife. I've had enough, I'm going to leave her."
"Why?"
"She's out every night, going to the bars in town way past midnight and I'm fed up with it".
"What's she doing?"
"She's looking for me!"
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.