Express Jokes

Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
How do skeletonโ€™s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
โ€œThe only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.โ€ Peter Ustinov.
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