Express Jokes

What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
โ€œThe only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.โ€ Peter Ustinov.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
How do skeletonโ€™s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
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