Enemy Jokes

“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is because they have a common enemy.” - Anonymous
Why did the military use acid?
To neutralize the enemy base.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
Never liked the troll who lives under the local railway bridge. He’s my arch enemy.
The Secret to Having No Enemies The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in the rear. "Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" asked the preacher. "I don't have any." Said the old lady. "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety seven." "That is incredible! Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be 97, and not have an enemy in the world." The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around and said: "It's easy, I just outlived the bastards."
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
They were losing the battle, until they started chucking the tops of kitchen cupboards at the enemy.
It was a counter attack.
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