Drivers Jokes

Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.
Never going drinking with Train drivers again.
All they did all night was tell me to ‘chug,chug,chug,chug.’
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
They’re pair-a-medics.
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
They’re pair-a-medics.
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