Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix 50% human DNA with 50% goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A. It changes their DNA.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"
Me: "And?"
DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman
What did the clean DNA say to the dirty DNA?
Hygiene!
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association.
What cosmetic does DNA put on?
Genetic makeup.
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