Dna Jokes

Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A. It changes their DNA.
DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman
A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.
What did the clean DNA say to the dirty DNA?
Hygiene!
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association.
What cosmetic does DNA put on?
Genetic makeup.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"
Me: "And?"
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