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Dna

What do you get when you mix 50% human DNA with 50% goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"
Me: "And?"
DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A. It changes their DNA.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.