Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
It was three feet deep on average.
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
What do the Mafia and a pu**y have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep sh*t.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
Someone I know gave a really deep speech to convince me to go for a colonoscopy
What else can I say?
Something touched me deep inside.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
I chucked my phone into a very deep lake.
Somehow it's still syncing.
Do you like Adele? Cause I wanna be rolling in your deep.
There was a Young Lady of Tyre,
Who swept the loud chords of a lyre;
At the sound of each sweep
She enraptured the deep,
And enchanted the city of Tyre.