Deep Jokes

Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
My friend has a cold storage device that will discuss philosophical issues. It's a deep freezer.
What is a wise, old priest's favorite kitchen appliance?
The deep friar.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
My kid was having trouble with the peanut butter because the jar was too deep and the knife was too short
I tried to help, but I couldn’t get to the bottom of it
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
I chucked my phone into a very deep lake.
Somehow it's still syncing.
Q: Why were the two green pea plants so close?
A: They had deep roots.
I usually sing with a deep voice. But when I wash my hands,
I sing faucetto.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
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