“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
I chucked my phone into a very deep lake.
Somehow it's still syncing.
Do you like Adele? Cause I wanna be rolling in your deep.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
Someone I know gave a really deep speech to convince me to go for a colonoscopy
What else can I say?
Something touched me deep inside.
What do the Mafia and a pu**y have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep sh*t.
Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
It was three feet deep on average.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
There was a Young Lady of Tyre,
Who swept the loud chords of a lyre;
At the sound of each sweep
She enraptured the deep,
And enchanted the city of Tyre.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.