People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco de Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson and Franciso Pizarro? They can never seem to beat the straights of Magellan.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common? They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII. It was the pizza de resistance.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
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