Dairy Jokes

I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and I thought to myself...
Wow, this is ledge ‘n dairy.
A man just attacked me with cheese and milk.
How dairy!
Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet? She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper!
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
A drama dairy.
Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
Where do cow farts come from?
The dairy air.
I love you dairy much.
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