What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
What does a funeral home hair stylist handle on a daily basis?
A brush with death
Crash courses for private pilots - The Daily Telegraph
Funny Inspirational and Motivational Quotes
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
Zig Ziglar
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
She'll take whatever beans necessary to get her daily cup of coffee. Whatever. Beans. Necessary.
She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.