Costume

I knew a detective who always wore a cat costume.
One day I asked him why.
He told me "I am always in purrsuit."
I went to the costume party as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked woman on his back.
"What are you supposed to be, then?" The host asks.
"I'm a turtle" said the man.
"How can you be a turtle when all you've got is that naked woman on your back?" Replies the host.
"Oh her?" He smiles. "That's just Michelle."
What was the puppy's costume for Halloween?
The Big Bad Woof.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his sister where he was.
She said: “Oh, he wanted to go as our dad for Halloween.”