Costume Jokes

No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
What do you call a pine-nut in an apple costume? A pine-apple.
What do you call a walnut in a narwal costume? A nar-walnut.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Everyone loves my Halloween costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre-achiever.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume? Ryan Gauzeling.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
My aunt showed up to our Halloween party wearing ranch bottle costume. She was an hour late.
Her response: Sorry, I was getting dressed.
I need a new Halloween costume. I’m thinking of going as an evil nun.
Do I really need another bad habit?
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