Costume

I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
I knew a detective who always wore a cat costume.
One day I asked him why.
He told me "I am always in purrsuit."
I went to the costume party as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What was the puppy's costume for Halloween?
The Big Bad Woof.
A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked woman on his back.
"What are you supposed to be, then?" The host asks.
"I'm a turtle" said the man.
"How can you be a turtle when all you've got is that naked woman on your back?" Replies the host.
"Oh her?" He smiles. "That's just Michelle."
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his sister where he was.
She said: “Oh, he wanted to go as our dad for Halloween.”