Cleaning Jokes

There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
Did you ever hear about the blonde who bathed herself and drank cleaning substances? She wanted to be spotless inside and out.
“I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a Mom.” – Unknown
George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them...
Careless Swissper.
My computer has a language
That is foreign to me
It speaks of RAM and Gigabytes
And what could ROM be!
I don’t understand the Windows
My computer says are there
Nor the Gem Clip at the side of my page
Wth eyes that blink and stare!
I don’t unerstand the cures
That maintenance wizards do
It’s called defragmenter, span disk,
And virus cleaning too!
Yet, computer and I work hand and eye
With a mouse to translate
The tasks that I want it to do
While it points out my mistakes!
(Burmah M. Teague)
Cleaning my cold frame is a pane in the glass.
So I was cleaning my spice cabinet...
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!
I sold my cleaning equipment.
It was just collecting dust.
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