Cleaner Jokes

"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower, or vacuum cleaner." – Ben Bergor
I entered an auction on Ebay for a water butt cleaner.
But, I got out-bidet.
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you make the vacuum cleaner.
Just bought a vacuum cleaner, from a Buddhist selling them door to door. I should have known better..
It came with no attachments.
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, does that make YOU a vacuum cleaner?
What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say before murdering his son?
Dyson!
I brought a new vacuum cleaner.
It sucks.
If you think that your phone, laptop, microwave and fridge spying on you is bad
Then you should know that your vaccum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for a while .
What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Young Micharlangelo Matos
Has relations with unripe tomatoes.
Grinning, he flirts
"Sure the insertion hurts
But they're cleaner than uncooked potatoes."
How does the man help clean the house? Raising the feet, for the woman to pass the vacuum cleaner on the carpet.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
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