Cleaner

How does the man help clean the house? Raising the feet, for the woman to pass the vacuum cleaner on the carpet.
Young Micharlangelo Matos
Has relations with unripe tomatoes.
Grinning, he flirts
"Sure the insertion hurts
But they're cleaner than uncooked potatoes."
What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.