Classical Jokes

One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
Think it’s the Chopin board.
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt.
Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?
Because he was Baroque
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
What do zombies call a battle between classical music composers where one of them loses their mind?
A de-Bach-le.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
My neighbor came over to say,
Although not in a neighborly way,
That he'd knock me around,
If I didn't stop the sound,
Of the classical music I play.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
A classical musician bought a Stradivari violin
Now he is quite Baroque.
What style of classical music do sheep most enjoy?
Baa-roque
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
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