Classical Jokes

Were you born in 1789? Because youโ€™re a real classical beauty
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?
Because he was Baroque
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
Think itโ€™s the Chopin board.
There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
My neighbor came over to say,
Although not in a neighborly way,
That he'd knock me around,
If I didn't stop the sound,
Of the classical music I play.
What style of classical music do sheep most enjoy?
Baa-roque
What do zombies call a battle between classical music composers where one of them loses their mind?
A de-Bach-le.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
A classical musician bought a Stradivari violin
Now he is quite Baroque.
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