Classical

My neighbor came over to say,
Although not in a neighborly way,
That he'd knock me around,
If I didn't stop the sound,
Of the classical music I play.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
What style of classical music do sheep most enjoy?
Baa-roque