Chip Jokes

What is a three toed sloth's favorite kind of chip?
Fritos.
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
“You are all I avo wanted.”
What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
A potato chip is something
Never ceasing to amuse.
I love it's funny wrinkles
And the crunchy way it chews.

(Anthony Gallagher)
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