Chip

What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
“You are all I avo wanted.”
What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
What is a three toed sloth's favorite kind of chip?
Fritos.
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.