An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
I am out of chemistry jokes. I should zinc of a new one.
I keep making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
How did the blond define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? Fear of utility bills.
A chemistry lab is like a big party. Some drop the acid while others drop the base.
Funny chemistry puns always get a good reaction.
Organic chemistry is really hard. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
You know what's cool about chemistry? Endothermic reactions.