Chemistry Jokes

Kids got me an Old-school Chemistry set for Father's Day...
... Totally in my Element.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
What kind of test do chemistry students like best?
Mole-tiple choice
What's the difference between chemistry and cooking
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?"
"Sure. That's easy," said one man.
"What is it?"
"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."
"What, what?" reasked the instructor.
"H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
I am out of chemistry jokes. I should zinc of a new one.
I keep making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
How did the blond define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? Fear of utility bills.
A chemistry lab is like a big party.
Some drop the acid while others drop the base.
Why did the biology teacher and the physics teacher split up?
They had no chemistry!
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