Butter

Do you want to pretend my legs are made of butter and spread them?
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter? Jellyfish!
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread. How do baseball players stay cool? They sit next to their fans.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
There was an Old Man of Calcutta,
Who perpetually ate bread and butter,
Till a great bit of muffin,
On which he was stuffing,
Choked that horrid Old Man of Calcutta.
There was an Old Person of Prague,
Who was suddenly seized with the Plague;
But they gave his some butter,
Which caused him to mutter,
And cured that Old Person of Prague.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.
But I'm on a roll now.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!