Butter

There was an Old Man of Calcutta,
Who perpetually ate bread and butter,
Till a great bit of muffin,
On which he was stuffing,
Choked that horrid Old Man of Calcutta.
There was an Old Person of Prague,
Who was suddenly seized with the Plague;
But they gave his some butter,
Which caused him to mutter,
And cured that Old Person of Prague.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
“Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.”
James A. Garfield
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
Rodney Dangerfield
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What did the oreo cookie say to his filling? You’re my butter half.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.