What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
How long does it take a man to change the toilet paper? We don't know it's never happened. What's the definition of a woman's perfect lover? A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.