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Breath Jokes

Onion Puns
What do you call a hobbit who has bad breath? He is known as Lord of Onion Rings!
Jogging Pick Up Lines
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Literary Pick Up Lines
Are you Charlotte Brรถnte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Apology Pick Up Lines
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Oral Hygiene Puns
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
Sorry Pick Up Lines
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Food Poems
Sandy was a chocoholic,
The worst I've ever seen!
If she didn't eat some daily,
She'd become crazy mean!

It didn't matter what kind it was,
Ice cream, cake, pie or candy,
As long as it was chocolate,
Sandy was fine and dandy!

Then one day the unthinkable happened,
To the chocolate loving miss,
While eating her favorite candy,
She choked on a chocolate kiss!

"Death by chocolate," the coroner concluded,
As to the cause of Sandy's death.
At least she died doing what she loved,
Eating chocolate til her last breath.

(Kim Merryman)
Canadian Pick Up Lines
You must be Niagara Falls because youโ€™ve taken my breath away.
Classic Pick Up Lines
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Funny Parenting Quotes
โ€œLike all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope weโ€™ve set aside enough money to pay for our kidsโ€™ therapy.โ€
โ€”Michelle Pfeiffer
Monster Puns
Don't get too close to a vampire, they have a serious case of bat breath.
Yoga Pick Up Lines
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
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