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Bone Puns
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
Love Puns
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
Jokes For Women
What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
How long does it take a man to change the toilet paper? We don't know it's never happened. What's the definition of a woman's perfect lover? A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
One Liners and Short Jokes
When cashing out at the grocery store it was obvious my cashier was high, slow as hell, and insulting me under their breath.
I still don't know if I like self-checkout.
Corona Virus Jokes
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
Running Puns
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
Dirty Short Jokes
What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber. What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Tea Puns
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Bat Puns
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Koala Puns
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
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