Bowling Jokes

The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
"Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons."
- Dave Barry
Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
The people upstairs all practise ballet
Their living room is a bowling alley
Their bedroom is full of conducted tours.
Their radio is louder than yours,
They celebrate week-ends all the week.
When they take a shower, your ceilings leak.
They try to get their parties to mix
By supplying their guests with Pogo sticks,
And when their fun at last abates,
They go to the bathroom on roller skates.
I might love the people upstairs more
If only they lived on another floor.
A blonde is a living person with a specific hair color, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
Girl holding bowl colorful variety game indoor.
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