Block Jokes

It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn't block access to porn sites on the internet.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
My wife threw a block of cheddar at my head
I said "Well that's mature."
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
What do you call a baby monkey? A Chimp off the old block.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice
It was cold hard cash.
We are often greatly bothered
By two fussy little men,
Who sometimes block our pathway –
Their names are How and When.
If we have a task or duty
Which we can put off a while,
And we do not go and do it –
You should see those two rogues smile!
But there is a way to beat them,
And I will tell you how:
If you have a task or duty,
Do it well, and do it now.
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
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